This Week in the News... [14/12]

[Mr Biglesworth]

Dick Cheney has a giant penis

Sorry to be so crass about it, but this is a rumor that has been floating around the blogosphere for the past week, with no photographic proof. It all began when the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel ran a story which contained a picture of the Vice President. Upon publication of the picture, people began to realize that you could discern a certain bulge that looked inhuman in its stature. A blog post appeared at the Free Republic website (which has now been pulled... heh heh... pulled) that expounded upon its enormity, but with no photographic proof. Apparently, the MJS took the picture off the online site. Attempts to buy the picture from the paper were denied. Many believed that this was just a growing urban legend (heh heh... growing)... The call went out, spreading like wildfire across the internets, for someone to come up with the photograph.

Finally, we have been relieved of the anticipation. Left at the bottom of this post (in link format, so as to increase the suspense) here, is Dick Cheney's amazing package.

http://alvintostig.typepad.com/photo...rized/dick.jpg