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[raublekick]

i think an abbriged version is in the drunk thread. here's how it happend from mut nutsack point of view:

we were all drinking and being rowdy all night. everyone was going to bed except a few of us who neeed to sober up to go home. i was feeling adventurous. don't really know how to explain it well, but it's a bi-level house, and part of the first floor has a banister that keeps you from falling into the stairwell. i ventured out ont he small piece of floor that is outide of the banisters protective zone. i said "i'm gonna jump" and creeper said "if you jump i'm gonna hit you in the balls." so what do i do? i stand there, i was just chillin' not causing any harm. what does creeper do? walks by and taps me in the balls, and it fucking hurt! unjustified! i didn't jump! mother fuckers!