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thecreeper · 06-04-2005, 08:57 AM

i remember having the hardest time finding this topic, it was on the second page but i went through every page looking for this damn thing. i nearly posted another drunk topic when i finally found it.

malta · 06-05-2005, 11:43 AM

Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space.

Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him.

Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police.

GT2000 · 06-05-2005, 12:01 PM

Damn, lucky they didn't give you the possession charge, they like pulling that "your car, your shit" crap.

thecreeper · 06-05-2005, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by malta

Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space.

Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him.

Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police.

damn dude, that sucks. although being propelled through time and space by a stripper must have been a trip.

teensupernothing · 06-05-2005, 02:26 PM

letsee.. last night was my friend's 21st b-day. i was the "photographer" for the evening and had no intention of drinking (much) because i had a tournament today and didn't feel like being all hungover for it. my friends decided... aww hell, he can drink legally now, that's no fun, LETS GET THE MINOR DRUNK! oh my god i have never drank so much in my life. i don't particularly remember what i drank, because, frankly i don't remember much detail from last night... but god did my head hurt something awful. when i got up i remembered that i had to be at a tournament that was 3 hours away from where i was.. and i had to be there in about two hours and 15 minutes. i have never driven so hungover, so fast.... i got to the tournament like three minutes early, and then proved again, that fencers fence better hungover because BOO-YAH, can you say "best overall results" in the country for this season? topped off with 1st today, so hungover i could barely stand. yes. hangovers suck.

Mr Biglesworth · 06-05-2005, 02:41 PM

well if that's not a good reason to become an alcoholic, i don't know what is!

I'm gonna test the same hypothesis for job interviews tomorow

malta · 06-05-2005, 11:06 PM

My slip just says improper turn. My friend might get a lawyer and fight his charge, and since it was my car I might get pulled into something.

Mr Biglesworth · 06-05-2005, 11:40 PM

I drank some beer and rum today and made a delicious teryaki stir fry with my friend kait, it was good times. I'm glad i stil drink now that i've quit smoking pot and cigarettes. gives me something, y'know?

raublekick · 06-09-2005, 02:06 AM

can you say machette wedge and axe? trifecta of bad drunk weaponry! and i cut myself somehow and i rolled around in the greass and i dunnio...

thecreeper · 06-09-2005, 02:09 AM

good night, wish i could have been drunk too, but work in another hour kinda stops that from happening.

teensupernothing · 06-09-2005, 09:24 AM

don't try to body surf when drunk. besides the possibility of drowning, nasty scrapes are pretty much.. innevitable.

look and see.

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jorget.../ph//my_photos

that'd be a good friend mine, that i (also at least mildy inebraited) needed to basically save. bad time then, good story now.

testtubebaby · 06-09-2005, 10:35 AM

06-05-2005, 11:43 AM	#2
malta Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: buffalo Posts: 442	Went canada side friday, bought a 375 of bombay and a 6 of export, my friend a 375 of st remy and everyone else a few cases of beer, poured ice in the hotel tub and got down to business. Stumbled our ass into falls view casino drank a few more beers, hit the strip clubs but all were closing except the massage parlors. Went back to the room and drank till 6, got 4 hours of sleep and woke up with a huge vomit stain next to me on the carpet. Drank the rest of our beers and the last quarter of my bombay, went back to the clubs, had more beers and a lap dance by this stripper who bit my ear sending me through time and space. Went back over the border still wasted, in town 5 minutes before I had to work 6 hours cooking and closing a kitchen. Afterwords went to my friends and smoked tree, went driving and fucked up a turn, got pulled over and ticketed by this asshole cop. My friend got pulled out of the car to be breathlised but he refused to because he wasn't even driving, and eventually he got charged cause he had a fat bag of weed on him. Went home something like 3 in the morning again. Fuck the police. Last edited by malta : 06-05-2005 at 11:47 AM.

06-05-2005, 12:01 PM	#3
GT2000 Playing God @ Your Xpense Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 2,040	Damn, lucky they didn't give you the possession charge, they like pulling that "your car, your shit" crap. __________________ Hop in, strap down, and hold on tight.

06-09-2005, 02:06 AM	#9
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	can you say machette wedge and axe? trifecta of bad drunk weaponry! and i cut myself somehow and i rolled around in the greass and i dunnio... __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

06-09-2005, 02:09 AM	#10
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	good night, wish i could have been drunk too, but work in another hour kinda stops that from happening. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

06-09-2005, 10:35 AM	#12
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06-04-2005, 08:57 AM	#1
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	i remember having the hardest time finding this topic, it was on the second page but i went through every page looking for this damn thing. i nearly posted another drunk topic when i finally found it.

06-05-2005, 02:26 PM	#5
teensupernothing Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 208	letsee.. last night was my friend's 21st b-day. i was the "photographer" for the evening and had no intention of drinking (much) because i had a tournament today and didn't feel like being all hungover for it. my friends decided... aww hell, he can drink legally now, that's no fun, LETS GET THE MINOR DRUNK! oh my god i have never drank so much in my life. i don't particularly remember what i drank, because, frankly i don't remember much detail from last night... but god did my head hurt something awful. when i got up i remembered that i had to be at a tournament that was 3 hours away from where i was.. and i had to be there in about two hours and 15 minutes. i have never driven so hungover, so fast.... i got to the tournament like three minutes early, and then proved again, that fencers fence better hungover because BOO-YAH, can you say "best overall results" in the country for this season? topped off with 1st today, so hungover i could barely stand. yes. hangovers suck.

06-05-2005, 02:41 PM	#6
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	well if that's not a good reason to become an alcoholic, i don't know what is! I'm gonna test the same hypothesis for job interviews tomorow

06-05-2005, 11:06 PM	#7
malta Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: buffalo Posts: 442	My slip just says improper turn. My friend might get a lawyer and fight his charge, and since it was my car I might get pulled into something.

06-05-2005, 11:40 PM	#8
Mr Biglesworth Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: I live in London Posts: 862	I drank some beer and rum today and made a delicious teryaki stir fry with my friend kait, it was good times. I'm glad i stil drink now that i've quit smoking pot and cigarettes. gives me something, y'know?

06-09-2005, 09:24 AM	#11
teensupernothing Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 208	don't try to body surf when drunk. besides the possibility of drowning, nasty scrapes are pretty much.. innevitable. look and see. http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/jorget.../ph//my_photos that'd be a good friend mine, that i (also at least mildy inebraited) needed to basically save. bad time then, good story now.