I hate when you need to shit, but you're really hungry too.

[raublekick]

what about the ones where you exert about 99% of your energy on about 90% of the poop? you're just left with this little bit of poo, and you know it's there, you can feel it, but there is just nothing left to help squeeze it out. sometimes it gets stuck poking out like a turtle head, and you just gotta sit there until you can summon a fart to pop it out.