Cell phone ignites in man's pocket

[thecreeper]

Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

This just adds more wood, or should I say flesh, on the fire that I have and will always believe cell phones to be the work of the devil, hoodo, and all shorts of weird shit! Sincerely yours, Mr. NEVER GETTING A CELL PHONE AGAIN

i swear to god, i am going to hit you really hard if another fucked up drunk indian guy calls my cell phone on a at 7am on a saturday morning looking for you.

for a guy who doesnt ever want a cell phone again, you sure seem to use them a lot.