For all your sex0ring needs...

[Plain Old Jane]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

those lonely ladies need love too... Bad part: you cant search by crime... I want a murderer baby... mmm... yea...

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/straight/amber-5046w.htm

think I'm gonna go for amber here...

[Plain Old Jane]

i picked this one for Mike...

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/bi-sex...nda-5098bb.htm

mmm, shes dreamy...

[Mike]

She looks like the mascot thing from the Insane Clown Posse ... but black and more makeup. She doesn't smoke, which is good, and she has kids--which means she's easy. Nice.

Someone to make me shine brighter than the "morning star" and the brightest "moon beam" on the clearest night.

I wonder if she's caught the Biblical irony in that sentence.

[Mike]

I like the main photo on their homepage has a woman like ... crawling at a chain-linked fence in a provocative manner. This would be the image of like a porno shoot ... but ... this is legit.

[Mike]

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/miranda-8597bl.htm

I am very mature and like my women between the ages of 20 to 38. I am looking for a woman that is independent and is not afraid to do what it takes to get what she wants. I love reading and writing. If you like what you are hearing so far shoot me a kite and get to know more about me!

Location: Connecticut
Race: Black
Date of Birth: 3-17-84
Release Date: 10-2007
Height: 5'6 1/2"
Religion: Christian
Do you have children: no
Do you smoke: no
Sexual Preference: female (Lesbian)
Do you want mail from both sexes: yes
Education: GED
Occupation before prison: thug life (surviving)
Activities in prison: basketball, weights, self-improvement, reading

Oh man, who'd of thunk this girl is a lesbo.

Her previous occupation, I guess, was "thug life." I wonder what sort of W4s you fill out for that...

[thecreeper]

thug life is the possibly the best occupation ever.

and i sooo want someone to make me shine brighter than Lucifer.