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Optimus Funk · 05-06-2006, 02:39 AM

Ok first off I just want to wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo!, I mean it isnt like every year we get to celebrate the mexican victory over the french(my ancestors). I do hope you all got to have a few shots of tequilla, yeager bombs, jack and cokes, miller high lifes, red stripes, and guinessi! I drank far too much for any 160 pound person, but fuck it, I only puked twice and I swallowed andrew(raublekick), and zach(creeper) can attest to that!, I even cleaned up my hand/face and then went back to drinking and then led them around the city for 2+ miles in a huge circle, then ate about 5 pounds of Mcdonalds food which was good, to the pallet but not to my nutrition I cant even spell, I also jumped off a balcony and popped my ballon, I married zach too, that was strange but it was an amazing night see you all again =P SOOON

thecreeper · 05-06-2006, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

Ok first off I just want to wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo!, I mean it isnt like every year we get to celebrate the mexican victory over the french(my ancestors). I do hope you all got to have a few shots of tequilla, yeager bombs, jack and cokes, miller high lifes, red stripes, and guinessi! I drank far too much for any 160 pound person, but fuck it, I only puked twice and I swallowed andrew(raublekick), and zach(creeper) can attest to that!, I even cleaned up my hand/face and then went back to drinking and then led them around the city for 2+ miles in a huge circle, then ate about 5 pounds of Mcdonalds food which was good, to the pallet but not to my nutrition I cant even spell, I also jumped off a balcony and popped my ballon, I married zach too, that was strange but it was an amazing night see you all again =P SOOON

you also ran out of the car at the mcdonalds drive thru and pissed in the bushes amidst a lineup of white trash and lower class black people. classy!

great night though. drank a bit, saw captured by robots, married optimus, walked aimlessly through the city, etc. captured by robots played Journey!!

Liss · 05-07-2006, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by thecreeper

you also ran out of the car at the mcdonalds drive thru and pissed in the bushes...

I had a friend who did that and got arrested. Well, he ran out of the car at the mcdonalds drive thru and pissed... on the methodist church, but still, peeing in public = bad idea.

I missed my tequila on cinco de mayo, and got really drunk on champagne with my mom and her fiance and my best friend in Monterey after the sweet ass race we spent the day at. (I was too glad to see my mom to go out and drink 50 cent margaritas at the wharf

)

Optimus Funk · 05-10-2006, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Liss

peeing in public = bad idea

WHATEVER!

Optimus Funk · 05-06-2006, 02:40 AM

Cup your balls and say GUINESS, it sounds like a good name for your daughter right?!

squirrels2nuts · 05-06-2006, 07:35 PM

Bud Light
$34.95
Two Free 6oz Steaks
24 bottles of marinating sauce.

thecreeper · 05-07-2006, 02:40 AM

six yuenglings.
one large pack of twizzlers.
a half gallon of iced tea.
the cinematic class "The Brain Machine", and it's total lack of tata's, despite being a B-movie from the 70's.
the sci fi original AI Assault
Silent Hill on playstation one.
a qualirty night overall.

Jesse · 05-10-2006, 11:05 AM

Do these count? I was drunk when they were taken.

heX · 05-10-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Jesse

Do these count? I was drunk when they were taken.

jesse do you play guitar? for that matter does anyone play the guitar and also play guitar hero? i image it cant be that hard for some one that plays guitar, considering its basically 5 frets and no strings.

raublekick · 05-13-2006, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by heX

jesse do you play guitar? for that matter does anyone play the guitar and also play guitar hero? i image it cant be that hard for some one that plays guitar, considering its basically 5 frets and no strings.

i've been playing guitar for about a decade now. guitar hero is only easier in the sense that i can move my fingers better than most. but my guitar player intuition gets in the way, because guitar hero notes are not at all what playing the real songs is like. plus you gotta be wicked accurate and can't make little mistakes that noone one would notice on a real guitar, cus in guitar hero it goes PLONK and you lose your multiplyer.

all in all, i'd say that, at least to some extent, i could play about half of those songs on real guitar before i ever played guitar hero, and guitar hero is harder for me.

Jesse · 05-10-2006, 12:17 PM

Dabbled in it before. Never really stuck with it, because every time I dabbled I was borrowing a friends guitar. My dabbling ended when they wanted it back.

Liss · 05-10-2006, 12:49 PM

heh...dabble.

Optimus Funk · 05-13-2006, 02:17 AM

Ok tonight goes up as one of the great, raub and I then t-bone all randomly decided to come over to my house and we had a bonfire and drank a couple bottles of yellow tail(austrailian wine) I had the shiraz, and raublekick had the chardoney(whatever I am trashed). Well it started out sucky cause I wanted to uy an original playstation game so we went to the mall and no luck it was too old of a system but I dont like to play games so I dont have anything current. We then went to arby where we fucking switched lines three times before getting served I want andrew to explain cause I cant, and they gave me mustard on my chicken sandwich the only thing I didnt fucking want was mustard and they put it on, I wasnt a dick, I wasnt an ass is it too much to ask for them to hold some sauce!?!?!? god damn retards.....sorry. so then we started the fire had some peopel over played guitar drank wine listen to buffet bowie, dylan, then went to find out why my bridge near my house was out of commision, I was the only one to walk across it, bitches. then we found a Gib Armstrong(a anti-liberal education)P.A. representative and we totaslly burnt his sign! it was awesom then I kicked andrews ass in some sword fighting!, All in all an amazing night andrew please post more I have to sleep cause I work when ever I get up tomorrow moring....GGGGmnoight!

Liss · 05-13-2006, 11:25 PM

I just ate red meat for the first time in months, and Im not sure if my stomach ache is from that or my bottle of chardonnaaaaay...

Optimus Funk · 05-19-2006, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Liss

I just ate red meat for the first time in months, and Im not sure if my stomach ache is from that or my bottle of chardonnaaaaay...

You totally get atleast 2.5 man pints for eating red meat, and did you solely drink that bottle of chardonnaaaaay? cause if you did then that is another 1.5 man points.

Oh and after we burnt Gib armostrongs sign guess who totally lost his primary election(?) Gibby did, incumbent be damned!

I drank alot tonight and andrew can agree...Chunnels R Us, "we build chunnels so you dont have to!" what a great motto!

raublekick · 05-19-2006, 09:02 AM

You should start a company called Drunkards R Us ("We drink a lot so you don't have to!")

Liss · 05-19-2006, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

You totally get atleast 2.5 man pints for eating red meat, and did you solely drink that bottle of chardonnaaaaay? cause if you did then that is another 1.5 man points.

Why would I get man points for chardonnay? I know it's a lot to drink a whole bottle...but...its chardonnay...

Stormy · 05-19-2006, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Liss

I just ate red meat for the first time in months, and Im not sure if my stomach ache is from that or my bottle of chardonnaaaaay...

It's from your rebelling from the dying traditions of drinking only red wines with red meats.

I commend you! How was it?

thecreeper · 05-19-2006, 11:43 AM

Because ol' optimus is totally a girly-man. Mr. Garnier Fructis himself.

he gives out girly-man points. which is like half-man points.

Optimus Funk · 05-19-2006, 12:47 PM

Creeper I am thinking of driving up to ESU just to headbutt you

05-06-2006, 02:39 AM	#1
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Ok first off I just want to wish everyone a happy cinco de mayo!, I mean it isnt like every year we get to celebrate the mexican victory over the french(my ancestors). I do hope you all got to have a few shots of tequilla, yeager bombs, jack and cokes, miller high lifes, red stripes, and guinessi! I drank far too much for any 160 pound person, but fuck it, I only puked twice and I swallowed andrew(raublekick), and zach(creeper) can attest to that!, I even cleaned up my hand/face and then went back to drinking and then led them around the city for 2+ miles in a huge circle, then ate about 5 pounds of Mcdonalds food which was good, to the pallet but not to my nutrition I cant even spell, I also jumped off a balcony and popped my ballon, I married zach too, that was strange but it was an amazing night see you all again =P SOOON __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

05-06-2006, 02:40 AM	#5
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Cup your balls and say GUINESS, it sounds like a good name for your daughter right?! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

05-07-2006, 02:40 AM	#7
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	six yuenglings. one large pack of twizzlers. a half gallon of iced tea. the cinematic class "The Brain Machine", and it's total lack of tata's, despite being a B-movie from the 70's. the sci fi original AI Assault Silent Hill on playstation one. a qualirty night overall. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

05-13-2006, 02:17 AM	#13
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Ok tonight goes up as one of the great, raub and I then t-bone all randomly decided to come over to my house and we had a bonfire and drank a couple bottles of yellow tail(austrailian wine) I had the shiraz, and raublekick had the chardoney(whatever I am trashed). Well it started out sucky cause I wanted to uy an original playstation game so we went to the mall and no luck it was too old of a system but I dont like to play games so I dont have anything current. We then went to arby where we fucking switched lines three times before getting served I want andrew to explain cause I cant, and they gave me mustard on my chicken sandwich the only thing I didnt fucking want was mustard and they put it on, I wasnt a dick, I wasnt an ass is it too much to ask for them to hold some sauce!?!?!? god damn retards.....sorry. so then we started the fire had some peopel over played guitar drank wine listen to buffet bowie, dylan, then went to find out why my bridge near my house was out of commision, I was the only one to walk across it, bitches. then we found a Gib Armstrong(a anti-liberal education)P.A. representative and we totaslly burnt his sign! it was awesom then I kicked andrews ass in some sword fighting!, All in all an amazing night andrew please post more I have to sleep cause I work when ever I get up tomorrow moring....GGGGmnoight! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

05-19-2006, 09:02 AM	#16
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	You should start a company called Drunkards R Us ("We drink a lot so you don't have to!") __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

05-06-2006, 07:35 PM	#6
squirrels2nuts Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nowhere Posts: 557	Bud Light $34.95 Two Free 6oz Steaks 24 bottles of marinating sauce.

05-10-2006, 12:17 PM	#11
Jesse Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 812	Dabbled in it before. Never really stuck with it, because every time I dabbled I was borrowing a friends guitar. My dabbling ended when they wanted it back.

05-10-2006, 12:49 PM	#12
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	heh...dabble.

05-13-2006, 11:25 PM	#14
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	I just ate red meat for the first time in months, and Im not sure if my stomach ache is from that or my bottle of chardonnaaaaay...

05-19-2006, 11:43 AM	#19
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	Because ol' optimus is totally a girly-man. Mr. Garnier Fructis himself. he gives out girly-man points. which is like half-man points. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

05-19-2006, 12:47 PM	#20
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Creeper I am thinking of driving up to ESU just to headbutt you __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

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