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06-13-2005, 03:52 PM | #1 |
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dear sirs i am from a nigerian bank...
KINDLY ASSIST ME.
I am Hajia Mariam Abacha the wife of former Nigeria Military ruler General Sani Abacha who died on june 8 1998 as a result of Cardiac arrest. I got your contact from an inquiry i made ,where a reliable and dependable recommendation of your good self was introduced to me.Based on this,I write you to assist me in this transaction. Following the house arrest order clamped on me, the detention and arrest of my first son Mohammed, the freezing of all our offshore account I seek for your assistance as discussed with my son and lawyer in this transaction. We have a total sum of $50,000.000.00 (fifty million US dollars) which we will like to use and buy an Estate in your country where we will live when we are freed by our Government and to invest offshore to uplift our livelihood. This said amount was secretly SEALED IN TWO METAL TRUNK BOXES and deposited with a diplomatic security company as FAMILY VALUABLES AND PERSONAL ITEMS.This was done in order to beat security even customs. This money was found in my husband's secret vault and deposited with a security company in Nigeria and with the help of a diplomatic security company will be moved to USA or Europe, inorder to secure the funds as our Government searchlight is still on. Please if you can assist us claim this consignment and assist us in the area of investment, kindly contact me on my e-mail so that the Air-way bill will be prepared in your name and sent to you to enable you claim the consignment as the beneficiary. The certificate of deposit will also be sent to you. Conclusively, we have jointly agreed to give you 25% of the total sum, 70% will be for our own project while 5% will be for every expenses incurred in the course of this transaction .Looking forward to your quick response. please reply me through my private email address(mariamabs_005@yahoo.it) Thanks HAJIA MARIAM ABACHA --------- my reply: Dear ms. Abacha, You have my deepest sympathies. A warlord of his caliber is not likely to be seen again in the near future. As you probably already know since you contacted my private email. My name is Seranata Gotti, if you have heard my name in the media, i suggest you forget any of it if you wish to do business, as my schedule is indeed very full. My organization usually works with workers unions and contracting companies in the exchange of money and equipment for a modest fee. But I think I can work something covert out if that is your desire. Unfortunatly I do not have enough time in my schedule to work all this out, therefore i will forward this messege and your next messege to my consigliare, Jean Paul. He has instructions not to concern me with this unless there is a problem. I do hope there will not be a problem. I look forward to our transaction. Regards, Seranata Gotti --- I need a consigliare to play the part, you must play the part of a mob bosses assistant barely containing their hostile nature, and I do plan for there to be a problem, probably having to do with the money they want us to send to move the money. if we make it that far, i want to play the part of planing to screw them out of all the money.
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