Preparing for the Zombie Invasion!!

[Optimus Funk]

Originally Posted by thecreeper

stealing a shotgun from optimus' safe of weapons.

Where the hell do you think I was driking, and fornicating?, I am not that stupid I was IN the armored, keycoded, padded safe the enitre time!, With the lovely Miss Optimus by my side, cramped, yes, but enough room for some choice creative positions, and bottles of water, wine, whiskey, drambuie, vodka, gin, and maybe some rum if I toss out a few of the guns, no room for beer sorry.

So can I be alive again...? I drilled a few holes for air, and excretion purposes, before I got trashed.