SoaP(Snakes on a Plane)

Optimus Funk · 08-18-2006, 09:54 AM

I don't care what all you non-believers say, This is a great movie, so great infact we all went to the premiere. It is entertaining from start to finish, there is never a part where you are just left to chill and think about the happenings and how fucking ridiculous the entire thing actually is. It knows it is a "bad" movie and rolls around in it as a pig would its own filth, spitting out cliche one liners, gruesome deaths(so many good ones), tacky corporate tie ins, and easily rememberable characters with little to no backstory. I mean in the wake of all this terror shit, people don't seem to get it anymore, why go to the movies to watch some horrible somber movie and reflect on the tragedies of our past, well if you can truely consider 9/11 our past, we all remember that day vividly in our minds, I dont think it is like we need a reminder so soon. The movies boomed in the 1930s because people wanted to escape the bullshit going on around them, and like today I think the movies should still be an escape from all the bullshit going on around us, not a place to wallow in it...oh and a chick totally gets bit right on her tit! ENJOY!

thecreeper · 08-21-2006, 12:44 AM

dude, that tit bite was almost as great and the dick bite.

completely worth the money, and i honestly thought it wouldnt be.

raublekick · 08-21-2006, 10:44 AM

i just like how the movie is so rediculous, but doesn't come off as too trying at any point. never did i think "ok guys, now you're just being zany for the sake of being zany"

Optimus Funk · 08-21-2006, 06:29 PM

Lets start a new poll for which death is the "best in show" out of the entire movie.
I nominate the opening scene bat beating, heel through the ear death, and the dog/prick asshole man python death. More suggestions are welcome beside the two already mentioned tit, and dick.

thecreeper · 08-22-2006, 11:32 PM

i for one couldnt stop laughing at the dog death.

Liss · 08-23-2006, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Optimus Funk

Lets start a new poll for which death is the "best in show" out of the entire movie.
I nominate the opening scene bat beating, heel through the ear death, and the dog/prick asshole man python death. More suggestions are welcome beside the two already mentioned tit, and dick.

I do believe it was an anaconda, actually. Pythons have fangs, anacondas have teeths.

:

ushes glasses up on nose::

Optimus Funk · 08-24-2006, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Liss

I do believe it was an anaconda, actually. Pythons have fangs, anacondas have teeths.

:

ushes glasses up on nose::

And I do believe that it is teeth, not teeths as the pural of tooth. If we want to get all high, mighty, and technical on each other.

*pushes glasses up on dick*

Optimus Funk · 08-24-2006, 12:46 AM

Oh and the anaconda barb wire pic, awesomenessity

Liss · 08-24-2006, 03:51 AM

i originally typed "teefs" but decided it was just too damn much

but i see you stand corrected

Optimus Funk · 08-24-2006, 12:22 PM

Oh my god, Lissypooh, read this and weep, I know about the whole teeth, fangs thing you got going on but just read it!

Quoted from imdb "450 snakes were used including one 22-foot-long Burmese python." And here is the website for you non believers Hohman is right!

Good thing I dont sit down and roll over when someone flashes some scientific what not in my face, huh bebe? :P

Liss · 08-24-2006, 05:05 PM

"The fake working title that was written on the clappers was Anaconda 3"

lol, anyway, i almost peed in my jeans when that big mammajamma got sucked out the damn plane.

08-18-2006, 09:54 AM	#1
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	SoaP(Snakes on a Plane) I don't care what all you non-believers say, This is a great movie, so great infact we all went to the premiere. It is entertaining from start to finish, there is never a part where you are just left to chill and think about the happenings and how fucking ridiculous the entire thing actually is. It knows it is a "bad" movie and rolls around in it as a pig would its own filth, spitting out cliche one liners, gruesome deaths(so many good ones), tacky corporate tie ins, and easily rememberable characters with little to no backstory. I mean in the wake of all this terror shit, people don't seem to get it anymore, why go to the movies to watch some horrible somber movie and reflect on the tragedies of our past, well if you can truely consider 9/11 our past, we all remember that day vividly in our minds, I dont think it is like we need a reminder so soon. The movies boomed in the 1930s because people wanted to escape the bullshit going on around them, and like today I think the movies should still be an escape from all the bullshit going on around us, not a place to wallow in it...oh and a chick totally gets bit right on her tit! ENJOY! __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-21-2006, 12:44 AM	#2
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	dude, that tit bite was almost as great and the dick bite. completely worth the money, and i honestly thought it wouldnt be. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

08-21-2006, 10:44 AM	#3
raublekick Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancastuh, PA Posts: 1,678	i just like how the movie is so rediculous, but doesn't come off as too trying at any point. never did i think "ok guys, now you're just being zany for the sake of being zany" __________________ http://www.good-evil.net slap that bitch, sell her coke

08-21-2006, 06:29 PM	#4
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Lets start a new poll for which death is the "best in show" out of the entire movie. I nominate the opening scene bat beating, heel through the ear death, and the dog/prick asshole man python death. More suggestions are welcome beside the two already mentioned tit, and dick. __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!" Last edited by Optimus Funk : 08-21-2006 at 06:34 PM.

08-22-2006, 11:32 PM	#5
thecreeper Administrator Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 2,330	i for one couldnt stop laughing at the dog death. __________________ good-evil.net - ahh, wade boggs...goes down smooth.

08-24-2006, 12:46 AM	#8
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Oh and the anaconda barb wire pic, awesomenessity __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-24-2006, 03:51 AM	#9
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	i originally typed "teefs" but decided it was just too damn much but i see you stand corrected

08-24-2006, 12:22 PM	#10
Optimus Funk Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Lancaster, PA Posts: 551	Oh my god, Lissypooh, read this and weep, I know about the whole teeth, fangs thing you got going on but just read it! Quoted from imdb "450 snakes were used including one 22-foot-long Burmese python." And here is the website for you non believers Hohman is right! Good thing I dont sit down and roll over when someone flashes some scientific what not in my face, huh bebe? :P __________________ "You ain't lived till you got head from a vampire!" Darius McCrary(better know as Eddie Winslow from family matters)to Jon Bon Jovi in Vampires: Los Muertos "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK, BERSERKER!, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK?, BERSERKER!"

08-24-2006, 05:05 PM	#11
Liss hex can see my boobs Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 749	"The fake working title that was written on the clappers was Anaconda 3" lol, anyway, i almost peed in my jeans when that big mammajamma got sucked out the damn plane.