http://www.comeclean.com/
a vaguely indian woman will read your sins to the world, and say clever stuff
"I sunk the continent of atlantis"
"I get haircuts so someone will touch me"
"I bought a kilo of cocaine with the money I inherited from my grampa's will."
"I ate a kitten on a dare."
"I made out with a girl just cause she is mexican, cause I like nachos."