what the hell happened to the osbourne kids?
 

kelly...


and jack...


must have been a steady diet of blow or something...

that's pretty strange. kelly must have had some work done on 'er face

Yeah, they either went on hardcore diets or got into daddy's medicine cabinet.

its really kinda scaring me. if i cant depend on certain things in life like the osbournes looking like fat spoiled social rejects, then what's the point of life?

jenny craig...

generational inversion theory

That kelly picture is from a long time ago for her video shoot. If I recall, She has ballooned back up to her normal weight or so.

I dont know what jack did.

thank god, no suicide for me today.

that's a recent picture of jack though...it was in people magazine last month. Hardcore diet and exercise...so they say.