Drinking beer pays off again!
 

"Man receives new leg after drink at his local pub."

You can read the actual story here for yourself, more people need to be like this.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...local-pub.html

the poor surgeon woke up the next morning like, "damn, why do I drink? I ALWAYS do this! I ALWAYS offer to do shit for free when I drink."