you guys... are so fucked
 

yeah, alright, so maybe this is the 'only post if you're drunk forum' but fuck it.. y'know? we're all fucked. what are we doing? we're all growing up huh? that's cool we can just bullshit around here eh i'm seriously not knocking that because that's something, y'know? but like... where are we all going? we gonna help eachother out? you guys let me crash at your place if i travel? we gonna do projects together? make something come out of this shithole i love? i'm just saying i'm open to it y'know?

ps i'm durnk

fine, you can crash at my place

y'know like that's great... like, it was kinda metaphorical, but literal at the same time... so i'll take that. where do you live?

pennsylvania (that's penn's woods to you 1698 folk), i'm about 10 minutes (that's a fortnight for you 1698 folk) from creeper.

a fortnight is 2 weeks you bizatch!!

that's what i'm sayin', bizatch!! well, it depends if you ride by horseback or by foot.

dude, i've walked to strasburg, its like an hour and half, tops.

you aren't accounting for the fact the the "roads" in 1692 were just paths along the Pequea and Little Beaver creeks. they're full of twists and turns.

and the grizzly bears. don't forget the bears.

I'll tell ya what. You can crash at my place, and maybe go around begging for money for me while I'm at work. I like this plan.

ah finally made your way to the LCBO?

we should hang out, but youre always BUSY or something.

Absolutely not.

We got a pool, we got a pond. I'm thinking; the pond would be better for you.
~ Caddyshack

funny story, they found a bear in the development behind my house tonight.

yeah man we'll kick back a few soon enough... you're gonna be around for the summer eh?

unless i buy a camper and drive across the country sooner than planned

I'm not going anywhere

::raises hand::

No matter where I live, it's not near anyone else, but anyone is welcome to come by.

Oh Liss. No matter where you live, you'll always be near my heart.

There, tha's my nice post for the year. Happy?

:p

liss, sometimes you are in mobile.

which I frequent.

lol, thanks jonah. On that note, my dog disappeared from my moms house after I left for CA so I am heartbroken.

Marshall, I'll be working in Gulf Shores all summer (well, my summer=late June-Sept). We just MIGHT have to tiptoe over to Mobile.

It'll come back, Liss. :(

(for those who do not know, The Reverend Jack Daniels is a half black lab half dalmation that I raised from a five week old stray into a full-blown sweetheart and I had to leave him with my mom when I moved. He wears a red collar and recently the tag came off, and it hadn't been reattached yet at this point). He disappeared the day after I returned to California, and he was missing for nearly a week. My mom placed calls to all the local animal shelters and all, and finally, one of them called back and said that a woman called "just to make sure no one was missing him because she was going to take him back to North Dakota when she and her family left town." Turns out this family with two kids and a chocolate lab hussie had had him in their condo for the extent of their vacation. Here's the thing that kills me. THE REVEREND JACK DANIELS had been renamed SKIPPY by the time my mom got him back. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Mom called me at 6:00, forgetting the time change, evidently, to ask if she could let Jack go to whereever the fuck with them because they were a really nice family and they really loved him.

I tried to cover the fact that I was crying, and told her to decide. She is not a stupid mother.

My dog is waiting for me to return home in June.

damn skippy.

"The Reverend Jack Daniels"

I love you, Liss. And your dog.

you realize that it is Jack Daniel's, not Jack Daniels, right?

Yes, but the transition from whiskey to dog name removes the possessive.

exactly. It is converted to Daniels for the sake of the name. The sound of Jack Daniel is just ridiculous, Creepy. THINK!