DRUNKD

saw like 10 people i hadnt seen in 2-3 years tonight, it was prolyl the most fun i've had oin a long time. and an amazing jazz-fusion band was playing tonight with some dsam adams summer ale on tap. i miss my friends from north carolina!!

dtrunked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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i am eating chiken ceaser wrap and pretzels.


NEEEEEEED EAST MAC!

I can convince all of you that you don't exist.

yeah, not drunk now, was quite a bit this weekend. went up to penn state to visit the fencing team. fenced all day drank all night x3. sunday moring around three am i actually woke up on a couch outside the fencing house. yeah. i dunno rough (but very fun) weekend.

always with the gothaim fencing... i swear to god, it's like TTT's equivalent to "band camp"

jesus, she posts like once a month and yet you still find a way to make it seem like she talks too much. be nice.

you guys aren't drunk!

i was dressed like a zombie and drukned holy shit



me and my zombie bride



partyin!

When I quit smoking cigarettes, I quit smoking everything. No longer will I be making stony posts. It's been a month and 12 days since I've had any smoke in my system. Me = Official non-smoker!!!

dude you're a fuckin' sweet zombie.
And I've been free of smoke in my body for about 4 months, and before that, about 6 months... until yesterday, that is.

For halloween this year i'm gonna be a student in pajamas writing an essay. It's gonna be scary.

the best part of the night was when i was half in costume but the makeup was done, and some girl who was tripping balls on some shrooms (i'm guessing) came out of her room and saw me and started freaking out. like hyperventilating and couldn't look at me. i'm pretty sure she thought the wounds were real.

me and thereamer and optimuscrunk had a crazy time tonight. there are pretzles all over my car thanks to those dingbats, and i just foudn one in my shitr!!

A M

+RUSH+

oh shit we tore down a roaD CLOEsed sign tonight and rtipped the light off. holy fuck that was fgunI WILL COOSE A PATH THATS CLEAR I WILL CHOSEE FREEEE WILLL!!1

IM BLEEDING GODDOAMN

Its a monday and let me say I havent posted here in quite sometime but make no mistake I have been drunk atleast 67.777777 repeating times drunkered more then most of you like tomnight a MODAY!!!!!!!MONDAYE!!!!, God that show rocked didnt it andrew raublewkick

If only princess peach was that hot creeper, if onlyt then my white mittens would have been al over that, and still be! tiwce over

hey you guys don't belong here!

Who is to say I Optimus of Funk do not elong, you Mr. Biglesmorth are you in leauge with the decepticons(?) sorry I drank alot, ALOT, and spenf more then I drank which equals close to 0$70$ what everey that means!. I apologize to everyone for my outrageousneity, but I wan t to sleep to seee I walk the line which I hope to reiview for Good evile you hear me zach I WANT TO REVIEW!!! more then anything I want to reviews!!!

you say that now, but who knows what the sober Optimus Funk will say...

hmm... I think I sobered up rather well, not that I was trashed or anything (omg this bar isn't expensive, I swear! haha)

Wow I havn't been here for some time. Busy gettin drunk yo!

Yea everything about new hampshires real hazy. We showed up thinking we'd have to be behaved cause we were gonna be at my friends moms house. Her new boyfriend had this small cabin he let us use for a few days, far away from them. We pretty much just did lots of drugs, saw a movie and played super puzzle fighter for 4 days. Fun was had by all.

We should do up the felony juice and have a chatroom.

And about the other stuff... yea acid would have been some fun, but Buffalos been real dry of that for some time. Havn't done the tussin thing for awhile though.

i went back to pafew 5 truion to fidn this threasd... and it was on page 1 all along!@


and my fucking car door berok and ther'we s corn nurs ion my car!!!

Mmm.
 

There's nothing like a room temperature bottle of Windsheimer Reichsstadtbier naturtr

Eternal Recurrence is the coolest concept evar. I'm thinking about adding a philosophy minor.

Nietzsche would disapprove of your drinking, by the way. Oh, irony.

played at a lennon trinbute show tionight and it was good

pizzas warming kup in the oven come by for a slsice if you want

work christmas party wooooah

i liek wthe night wherwe our liek "i wanna get cruuuunk", and then you don't drink much and you get trashed...

WHAR THERES A WIL: THER"S WAY

dudes we've been totally slacking!

drinking whiskey alone, listening to chip tunes

month old double post!

dude, i was drunk earlier, now its down to a moderate buzz. fucking fighting games requiring me to be focused.

yeah i hear ya except for the fighting game part.
there's this bar called old chicago's but we call it old chicougars because it's full of cougars. and man, they weren't kidding.. i had my picks of milfs AND gilfs if you know what i'm talking about...

I don't.

He's talking about his ex guardian forces and Morgasms I Like Faking.

You know why I like you bunny? Because you know shit isn't always sweet.

Shit is real.

Damn straight. Now visit me at my new apartment, bring your own bottle and six pack, and let us reminisce about the future which has to be better than the past. I mean.. ITS GOT TA BE. Because the past had so little booze, so little sex. Way too much sharkz on wonko action. Now with liss, stormy and supernothing lezzing it up in my drunken vision while I .. I'm sorry, what? Post a black gif again.

And now, some white people:

Are they gay?

I suspect so.

I still can't feel my brain.

Make a pot of warm spaghetti and pour hot jello into it. I think they do that on those close your eyes and feel the brains shows.

Drunk, high, hicks, and typos abound. I would love this place if it didnt remind me so much of myself.

*pop* quiz!

why did mr. milo cross the road?

Cuz his dick was stuck in the chicken?
~ Bruce Willis; The Last Boy Scout

wow, i'm so glad someone got that