Optimus Funk is enraged!!!!!, I drank Rock Rye liqor!!!! who even knows about that shit?!?! not you creeper I picked out the 7/8ths empty bottle at a bar because it looked odd and drank from it I am still feeeling the effects that was like 4 days ago!!! AGHAGHAGHGAHGAHAGHA Running is better then any god damn bicycle my average speed is 11mph too eat that bikers =-)

all i wanna do is

BICYCLE!

They will...as they run over your ass as you jog along...

you can't catch that freaking kid. he runs off in the city like the flash when he is drunk and makes people try to find him.

Well...just let him run off and don't try to find him, even better, just leave him in the city and go home, if he runs so fast, he'll be able to get home in decent time.

i plan on getting a bike once i move to philly, any suggestions for city-riding?

It is never a good idea to leave me alone anywhile while I have been drinking...

The horror....the horror...

eh, a nigga stole my bike :(

its hard to give great advice for bike riding there if you don't live there. its like, one minute you are in a sweet part of town, the next minute you are getting shot at.

and yeah, hohman, or should i say optimus, needs to be looked after lest he be lost forever.

lol, i'll carry my glock on me while riding my bike :cool: