Klingon Blood Wine!, I will tear your vulcan ears off, and kick your ass back to Romulus!

I wanted to delete my overtly nerded out statement, but I didnt, I am in some respects quick nerdy but not in terms of drinking. I need to post about stomry's problem, it happened to me aswell. I fell into the rut of drinking, well not really I think I have a new favorite drink almost everytime I go out to the bar, but still. You need to at the end of your night, ask the bartender, or bartenderissa about the drink book, they will have one, and they will love to give it to you.(liss back me up you have to admit you like making something new, and or different for a customer, right?). Ask the bartender, or bartenderissa what his/her favorite drink is, or their favorite letter, month of the year, season whatever and use the first letter of whatever they say, and turn to a random page, or you could just turn to a random page though that cuts out their participation quite a bit and may piss them off. get whatever drink you think would be different on the page, I mean tonight I had a werewolf, it fucking rocked ass!, I have had so many weird ass drinks using this method, it works.......DO IT!

If you sweet talk them you can also get this last drink on the house, ask them if they want to take it with you or whatnot, it works!, Also tip well all the time, I do this and you will be rewarded in service time, and free drinks now and again!

I drank alot more new drinks like 1. A Warsaw, and a 2. Fogbreaker? sor something, the warsaw was great, not so much on the foggy shit. I also came ome and woke up watching some show this a song that had the lyrics, "Time to bust out the booty.....PROCREATE!", over and over again I stand by thos lyrics, so woman, bust out the booty!

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vodka + clamato + some seasoning + celery + lime (though i like lemon better)

from some website:
1oz of vodka seems kinda weak though.. that just gives you an idea.

I think ol' Optimus and I just might have made a little pact to drive off the grand canyon in a sports car when we are 80.

Italian Sports Car, lets not get skimpy here andrew...

that is an important goal.


I was drinking wine, and now I'm post-drunk tipsy and very sleepy

drunk following drinking games, an argument with my roommate, and a close call with reality.

i love wine drowsiness.

i have a bottle of bully hill that has been sitting here since around new years. it needs to disapear soon.

Hey, I didn't remember even getting on my computer last night until I saw this. Thats no good.

PS

I agree.

What happened? I hope the argument didn't cause any major problems. :(

It's such a weird feeling, isn't it? I remember waking up one morning, finding an illegible conversation (on my part) with a friend in mIRC.

Naw, keep it around awhile. I feel bad that I got into one of my bigger bottles of Santa Carolina. There's something accomplished about a full wine rack.

yeah but i don't so much have a wine rack as i do a little floorspace in my bedroom. it does, however, look good sitting in a configuration with my guitar and amp. i think it would be a bit more avant-garde if it was empty and had a flower in it.

crap i still have a 1.5 liter bottle hiding somewhere as well.

dude
guys\
cmon BLOOD WINE
LETS GO IS AMAZING

what are you tyalking about? what am i talking abouit?

uh, apologues to anyone whi may have gotten a phone call

cock suck, you are bag of douche focus on that you licker!

I am Dr. Casual! I got the big A,......AIDs, but you know its all cool....

I tried to drunk call all you people last night, I dialed one number thinking it was someone from here, but it was some company in lancaster and I left a drunken message for them. Then I passed out on a couch. All in all I would call it a success.

I'm milking my leftover wine for what it's worth, because I don't have class until 2 tomorrow, and while I'm supposed to work in the lab, I have no participants signed up. :D

I'll participate and win!, Also Red, white, or blush? Year, and make?

I dont knwo about this, but I think we should have a drunken phone call thread, I couldnt find out how to make it couasye I drank tomouch tonight. I has some greek liqour, some scotch, ALOT of whiskjety and I bruprer. Just do it dont fucking talk shit!

Wow almost a month! I shouldnt of drank I did. I was forced, fuck hollywoood italians and man Justine is hot, also Jake my boy bartneder from Marion Court no longer workser there! He is a brickyard employee! fuck I am sad :( Tears aplenty!

dude... that blows! jake is the man, but i'm not going to the brickyard ever.

My atheist and agnostic club had a kick ass party last night.

I was not drunk, because I've got lab... now, but it's a shame we don't have turn out like that at our meetings.

atheist and agnostic club party....sounds empty, and purposeless :P jk

There was quite the debaucherous showing!

ooh, ooh, me me me me...me drunk! on...chardonnay! did i spell that right?

Sorry my phone was off, guys. Uhh... nice message.

-Amalia

ah Amalia...

hohman was not pleased you did not answer your phone.

And...I'm sorry I accidentally hung up on you and then did not call back. I was in a Midlake concert in LA. It was loud anyway.

I like using excuses too, Amoliea ;) , and Liss, It makes it so much easier to blow people off! Yeah thats right I said it!

<-----DRUNK, I think I am skipping my class tomorrow, I have to work too, then wotk again, and OUZU rulez! GUTTENBURG, JOHAN forever!

SPRING BREAK

and I've had like, two margaritas.

I'm a terrible college student.

what you should do is live every week as if it were [was? help, grammar nazi(s)!] spring break.

Instead, I will do a week's worth of drinking tonight, while I clean my room.

as long as you do it at some point...

Unfortunately, a week's worth of alcohol for me isn't so much. I've gotten old and more boring.

old!? that's crazy talk

it's probably just too much schoolwork.

Johnny, dont defend them, those non-drinkers(people who have a reasonable amount of liqour are included in that group)! You need to mock them at every chance you get! Like lets say...Now!